Greetings Earthlings

Hello.

My name is Charlie Rocket and I’ve been on one hell of an adventure. Hold tight for tales of daring-do, battles with terrifying baddies, amazing escapes, brave heroes and heartbreaking moments. Even Willy Wonka makes an appearance at one point.

Ok ready? Right, let’s start at the beginning.

It all began when mummy thought she needed a poo…